Chapel of Optimal Life

A traditional Bible-based Christian church
A Bible-based Christian church for the modern age
A church based on the teachings of all the great thinkers
A new age church for the inquiring mind

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"Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money."

Arthur Miller

"Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

Lily Thomlin

"Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can."

Danny Kaye

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

Steven Wright

"Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime."

Woody Allen

"At last God caught his eye.

Harry Secombe

"Never give way to melancholy; resist it steadily, for the habit will encroach."

Sydney Smith

"The first law of war is to preserve ourselves and destroy the enemy."

Zedong Mao

"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

Evan Esar

"The shadows will always be behind those who walk toward the light."

James F. Oates, jr.

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